Family Flicks!?

In an earlier post I wrote about some so-called "family films" beating r-rated films at the ticket office. All day I was troubled with the nagging feeling that I had gotten something wrong. This special intuition is no doubt a by-product of being The Historian Of Decline; a mystical gift awarded to me.

As I re-read the article more carefully, I realized my mistake. Look at the hit PG films that drove up revenue:



First, we have The Incredibles. This movie presents a wicked social darwinist agenda, which, as we can tell from the name "darwin" stands for evolution. Hollywood can't seem to stop stuffing their godless culture down the throats of children using teddy bear dads and stretchy moms (and force field projecting girls and hyperactive boys. What, are they trying to promote ritalin too?)




Second, we have Shrek 2, which features transgenderism and crossdressing themes. Instead of denying that such things exist, Shrek 2 recognizes them, which will no doubt confuse your children and even you, assuming you have been brought up in the proper environment.




Last, and worst, we have Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Watching this movie is just the same as putting on a pointy black hat and riding around on a broomstick killing people with a magic wand. You can read more about that here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here.

So much for these "family flicks." This has been another fine expose of the mainstream media brought to you by The Historian Of Decline.